lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

we should all be thankful that the loki show didn’t come out during his original time as a tumblr sexyman because we would have had a very real contender for the next onceler on our hands

i want you all to sit down and think about “loki, but there’s canonically an infinite number of variations of him” dropping in 2014 and count your blessings

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letsgo-usaqii:

burdiedee:

One of my favorite things in JoJo is seeing major characters exist near background characters. No one else dresses like this, yet no one comments on their clothes. 

Listen this is early spring in the fucking Mediterranean. It’s hot as fucking hell and now one is gonna talk shit about Risotto’s outfit. If he’s got the balls to go full black in this weather they know he can break their necks.

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bramblesand:

People, especially games, get eldritch madness wrong a lot and it’s really such a shame.

An ant doesn’t start babbling when they see a circuit board. They find it strange, to them it is a landscape of strange angles and humming monoliths. They may be scared, but that is not madness.

Madness comes when the ant, for a moment, can see as a human does.

It understands those markings are words, symbols with meaning, like a pheromone but infinitely more complex. It can travel unimaginable distances, to lands unlike anything it has seen before. It knows of mirth, embarrassment, love, concepts unimaginable before this moment, and then…

It’s an ant again.

Echoes of things it cannot comprehend swirl around its mind. It cannot make use of this knowledge, but it still remembers. How is it supposed to return to its life? The more the ant saw the harder it is for it to forget. It needs to see it again, understand again. It will do anything to show others, to show itself, nothing else in this tiny world matters.

This is madness.

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mirkwoodest:

thewhisperingescapes:

slumpyspaceprincess:

she-who-fights-and-writes:

lemon-embalmer:

lemon-embalmer:

fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

this two-years-old shitpost just gained a hundred notes who the snickerdoodles dug it up

W H A T

@rogha

In moments like this I always fall back on the fact that they also aren’t speaking English because they don’t have England or the many languages and conquering peoples that contributed to the creation of the English language and therefore the work must be a translation into recognizable terms in our world’s terms. Call that Tolkien Brainrot.

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lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers:

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orionsbelts:

currently reading Tony Hawk’s autobiography and apparently this shit has been happening to him since he was 14

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i was put on call and ngl i am so SO happy and hopeful they don’t call my ass in

reynaisalesbian:

there is NOTHING like the rage of searching for a post you KNOW is on your blog with a highly specific phrase and then not only can this website not find it but tumblr says something fucking stupid like ‘please don’t be mad. please’

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bareback-to-the-future:

vergak:

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socksonthechair:

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the-turts:

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diavolosbearstuffie:

rb this to give the person you reblogged from a small candy (restores to full HP on use)

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cringecomp2014:

dreadshredder:

marvel shows are written like that post about once upon a time

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hatsune-yeetku:

commoncoldz:

caffeine-and-revolution:

skunkes:

The holy trinity

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im-eating-rn:

thewindowofthesummerhouse:

jocelin carmes

So like… you come here often?

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